This is how you beat the SEC.
Northwestern blog Sippin' On Purple:
But wait, where's Willie the Wildcat?
I have never been more ashamed of my school than right now. This is worse than the f*cksaw and almost twice as bad as Chet Haze. Here are the acceptable reasons for Willie the Wildcat not being in the video:
I demand answers, and I demand them now. Because if none of those are the case, that means Northwestern's mascot is not pro-Carly Rae Jepsen, and that, sirs, is blasphemy.
- Willie is filming an alternative "Call Me Maybe" video
- Willie the Wildcat died of mascot polio. He was 73 in mascot years. (There is still no cure for mascot polio)
- Willie the Wildcat died filming an alternative "Call Me Maybe" video. He was 72 in mascot years (it happened a few months ago)